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Cheeseball DND Unisex T-Shirt

Character class: Yes. Weapon: Sound. Alignment: Chaotic everything.

This unisex tee features Cheeseball in tabletop RPG mode — because of course the Atomic Critters universe's sonic engineer and part-time war criminal would find her way into DND. She treats every campaign like a sound check for the apocalypse. The party healer? No. The party rebuilder-of-things-she-also-destroyed? Absolutely.

Cheeseball is equal parts engineer and demolition expert. She rebuilt Fin-O-Tron from Engine shards and sound technology. She could just as easily take apart everything else. This shirt is for anyone whose DND sessions end with the phrase "well, that village is gone now."

Product Details:
- Unisex fit
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

From the Atomic Critters universe. She loved heavy metal before the mutation. Now she IS heavy metal.

Character Description | Cheeseball

Cheeseball


Species/Type

Fennec Fox

First Appearance

Volume: 1

Part: 1

Chapter: 3

TL;DR

A sonic-powered engineer mutated by the Atomic Heart Engine, Cheeseball rebuilds what chaos destroys using sound, ingenuity, and raw creativity.

Cheeseball — Original

Creative, curious, and endlessly tinkering, Cheeseball had a knack for taking broken things apart—and occasionally putting them back together.

Cheeseball — Post-Mutation

After the Engine’s detonation, sound became her medium. Cheeseball channels sonic force to build, repair, and sometimes weaponize innovation, becoming both engineer and savior in the chaos that followed.

 

Backstory

Cheeseball was never supposed to be anywhere near the Wyoming Basin. As a fennec fox, her natural home should have been deserts half a world away, where wide sand dunes and dry winds shaped the rhythm of life. Instead, her path to Sunrise Sanctuary came through a far stranger and more fortunate chain of events. She had been part of a small educational wildlife program that traveled between universities and conservation events, helping people learn about rare and unusual animals. The program was well intentioned and run by people who genuinely cared about the animals in their charge, but over time it became clear that the quiet, sensitive fox would do better in a place with more space and fewer crowds. Cheeseball had never been unhappy, but she was easily overwhelmed by constant movement, unfamiliar environments, and the steady stream of curious humans who always wanted to get a closer look at her enormous ears and delicate frame. When the opportunity arose to relocate her to Sunrise Sanctuary—somewhere open, peaceful, and designed for animals to simply live rather than perform—it felt like the perfect solution.

From the moment she arrived, Cheeseball seemed to sense that Sunrise was different. The wide fields, the quiet evenings, and the slow rhythm of the land suited her in ways she had never quite experienced before. She explored carefully at first, moving lightly along the edges of paths and shaded spaces, observing the sanctuary the way a naturally cautious creature does. While she was timid around loud activity, there was a quiet boldness in her personality that emerged once she felt comfortable. Cheeseball was curious about everything—the animals, the structures, the strange routines of the humans who worked there.

One of the things that fascinated her most, however, was sound.

Unlike many animals who avoided unfamiliar noise, Cheeseball became deeply interested in the music that occasionally drifted through the sanctuary from Renji’s small cabin or the workshop areas where radios were sometimes left playing. At first she simply listened from a distance, ears twitching as different rhythms and tones filled the air. But when she heard electric guitar for the first time, something about it immediately captured her attention. The sharp, distorted growl of the instrument, the powerful rhythm of drums, and the raw energy of heavy metal and punk music felt strangely exciting to her. The sounds vibrated through the wood of the buildings and the ground beneath her paws in a way she found mesmerizing.

Before long, Cheeseball began quietly appearing near wherever the music was playing.

She would sit at the edge of the porch when Renji worked late with a radio nearby, or curl up beside a window where the sounds drifted out into the evening air. The guitars fascinated her most—the way the notes bent and roared through amplifiers, the quick bursts of chaotic energy that somehow still felt organized and alive. To Cheeseball it sounded like a kind of language, one she didn’t fully understand but instinctively appreciated.

Though she remained somewhat shy around most of the sanctuary’s inhabitants, the music became a bridge that helped her connect with the world around her. Over time she grew comfortable enough to sit openly nearby while songs played, occasionally tilting her head or flicking her oversized ears as if trying to follow the structure of the sound. Her quiet presence during those moments became something of a small, charming mystery among the sanctuary’s residents.

Cheeseball herself never seemed particularly concerned with explaining it. She simply loved the music.

Despite her delicate size and cautious nature, there was a spark of boldness inside her that emerged whenever those guitars began to scream through the speakers. It was as if the music gave her confidence, allowing her to step slightly further into the world around her. In a sanctuary filled with larger personalities, ancient watchers, and chaotic energy, Cheeseball brought something different—a quiet appreciation for sound, rhythm, and the strange joy of electric noise echoing across the Wyoming evening.

And whenever the first heavy chord rang out across the sanctuary grounds, there was a very good chance that somewhere nearby, just out of sight, a small fennec fox with enormous ears was listening very carefully.

 

Fabric is Slight Sheer

  • The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size Guide | Unisex T-Shirts

Size Chart (Centimeters)

Size Length Chest
XS 68.6 78.7 - 86.4
S 71 86.4 - 94
M 73.7 96.5 - 104
L 76.2 106.7 - 114.3
XL 78.7 116.8 - 124.5
2XL 81.3 127 - 134.6
3XL 83.8 137.2 - 144.8
4XL 86.4 147.3 - 155
5XL 89 157.5 - 165

 

Size Chart (Inches)

Size Length Chest
XS 27 31 - 34
S 28 34 - 37
M 29 38 - 41
L 30 42 - 45
XL 31 46 - 49
2XL 32 50 - 53
3XL 33 54 - 57
4XL 34 58 - 61
5XL 35 62 - 65

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