{"product_id":"murder-otter-chaos-sticker-pack","title":"Murder Otter Chaos Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"444\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eMurder Otter Chaos Sticker Pack\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis wasn't supposed to happen. But here we are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Murder Otter Chaos Pack is 6 perfectly unhinged stickers capturing the full lifecycle of a bad decision — from \"this seemed fine\" to \"we should not have done that again.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat You're Getting:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach sticker is a different stage of chaos:\u003cbr\u003e- \"I Did This.\" — Proud destruction. Zero remorse.\u003cbr\u003e- \"This Was Preventable.\" — We all saw it coming. Nobody stopped it.\u003cbr\u003e- \"I Support Bad Decisions.\" — The enabler sticker. For your most dangerous friend.\u003cbr\u003e- \"It Gets Worse.\" — And it absolutely will.\u003cbr\u003e- \"Not My Fault.\" — Bold denial in the face of overwhelming evidence.\u003cbr\u003e- \"Do It Again.\" — Because we learned nothing. We never do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou've seen this pattern before. At work. In your group chat. In the mirror at 2 AM wondering why you texted that.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy These Actually Hit:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese aren't just stickers — they're personality diagnoses. Stick them on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or the forehead of whoever keeps suggesting \"one more round.\" Murder Otter doesn't judge. He already knows what you're going to do. He's been watching.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e- 6 glossy stickers per pack\u003cbr\u003e- Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) \/ Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)\u003cbr\u003e- 0.12\" (0.3 cm) white sticker border\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Fast and easy application\u003cbr\u003e- 2-3 year durability\u003cbr\u003e- Indoor use recommended\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e- Clean the surface before applying (Murder Otter cleans nothing, but you should)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning: Side effects may include being called out immediately, repeated bad decisions, and group chat exposure. You already know which sticker you are. The real question is which one you're sending to someone else.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atomic Critter Clothing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51518875140413,"sku":"2685459_12917","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/0439\/3533\/files\/murder-otter-chaos-sticker-pack-9777248.jpg?v=1774370121","url":"https:\/\/www.atomiccritterclothing.com\/products\/murder-otter-chaos-sticker-pack","provider":"Atomic Critter Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}